Chthonic - Takao
how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use
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hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!
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"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the ｡*:★Kawaii Soldier★:*｡. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”
yo… this is the version I wanna cosplay
It was a pretty heady feeling having him this close. Adam Jensen of all people. Shirtless, his hair still wet and sticking up, drops of water running down his face.
Haas could see the tan line on his neck and a small white scar over his collarbone in the dim light of the otherwise deserted dressing room. He was absolutely terrified.
And going by the low chuckle Jensen was giving him, it was painfully obvious.
Baldr is always presented as the most feminine of gods but I like the idea of him having flowers in beard help
Gute Nacht, John.
-Do you have one last wish?
-Yeah, the song from the “Superperforator" commercial!
= The spiders!
= They are crazy!
Er hatte liebe Genossen.
= He had kind companions.
Er hatte Liebe genossen.
= He had enjoyed love.
Sich brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
= to gloat and turn towards other things
Sich Brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
= to turn towards breasts and other things
Sie konnte geschickt Blasen und Glieder behandeln.
= She was adept at treating blisters and limbs.
Sie konnte geschickt blasen und Glieder behandeln.
= She was adept at giving blowjobs and handling members.
Der Gefangene floh.
= The prisoner escaped.
Der gefangene Floh.
= The imprisoned flea
Helft den armen Vögeln.
= Help the poor birds.
Helft den Armen vögeln.
= Help poor people with sex.
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